Doomsday.

So apparently the world is going to end on December 21, 2012. No really, it's true. Google it. I'll wait...Are you back? Good. Let's continue.

So doomsday is December 21, 2012. The Internet says so. So do the ancient Mayans. So how will it end? I think some possibilities are...

• Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars: Lots of rodents, death and destruction. "Weird" Al Yankovic becomes a prophet, but unfortunately no one is alive to notice.
• Hillary Clinton gets elected to her second term as president, resulting in mass suicide.
• Aliens invade the earth and unleash their most fearful weapon--a device that renders all televisions, computers and radios inoperable. People are forced to go outside and interact face-to-face with each other and the environment. Not knowing what to do, they are defenseless. Final score: Aliens 6,500,000, humans 0.
• Meteor strike. Very cliched. Also not very likely, since obviously Chuck Norris would just roundhouse kick it back to where it came from.
• Nobody tells God that December 21, 2012 is doomsday. He finally hears about it on December 14, but checks his daytimer and realizes that he already has another meeting that day. The earth is spared.